League Rosters

Team	QB	RB	WR	TE
I would rather kiss a Wookiee Rostered: 30 IR: 0	Josh Allen (BUF) Justin Herbert (LAC) C.J. Stroud (HOU) Jaxson Dart (NYG) Shedeur Sanders (CLE)	Tony Pollard (TEN) Tyjae Spears (TEN) Jaydon Blue (DAL) MarShawn Lloyd (GB) Nick Chubb (HOU) Will Shipley (PHI) Blake Corum (LAR) Jerome Ford (CLE) Trevor Etienne (CAR) Ollie Gordon (MIA) Isaiah Davis (NYJ) A.J. Dillon (PHI) Jonathon Brooks (CAR) Kimani Vidal (LAC)	Khalil Shakir (BUF) Ricky Pearsall (SF) Jayden Higgins (HOU) Cedric Tillman (CLE) Xavier Legette (CAR) Romeo Doubs (GB) Jalen Royals (KC) Chimere Dike (TEN)	Mark Andrews (BAL) Jake Ferguson (DAL) Hunter Henry (NE)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2, R2 (from That Bitch????), R2 (from The Diddlers #4), R2 (from Grand Lac 10), R2 (from Orphan AR CWill), R3 (from The Red Pill), R3 (from Team Sleep), R4, R5, R6, R7, R7 (from Team Sleep)
The Red Pill Rostered: 21 IR: 0	Kyler Murray (ARI) Dak Prescott (DAL) Aaron Rodgers (PIT) Joe Milton (DAL) Mason Rudolph (PIT)	Josh Jacobs (GB) Breece Hall (NYJ) Cam Skattebo (NYG) Sean Tucker (TB) Phil Mafah (DAL)	Nico Collins (HOU) Tee Higgins (CIN) DeVonta Smith (PHI) Travis Hunter (JAC) Darnell Mooney (ATL) Jalen Coker (CAR) Amari Cooper (FA)	George Kittle (SF) Ben Sinnott (WAS) Michael Mayer (LV) Gunnar Helm (TEN)
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from The Kid 2), R3 (from The Kid 2), R4, R6, R7
That Bitch???? Rostered: 22 IR: 0	Tua Tagovailoa (MIA) Geno Smith (LV) Deshaun Watson (CLE)	Joe Mixon (HOU) Kareem Hunt (KC) Kendre Miller (NO) Damien Martinez (SEA) Devin Singletary (NYG) LeQuint Allen (JAC) Raheim Sanders (LAC)	Keon Coleman (BUF) Christian Kirk (HOU) Adam Thielen (CAR) Darius Slayton (NYG) Elic Ayomanor (TEN) Elijah Moore (BUF) Dontayvion Wicks (GB) Devaughn Vele (DEN) Isaiah Bond (FA)	Tyler Warren (IND) Dallas Goedert (PHI) Dalton Schultz (HOU)
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from Stars and Scrubs), R3 (from Stars and Scrubs), R4 (from The Kid 2), R7
Team Sleep Rostered: 21 IR: 0	Patrick Mahomes (KC) Drake Maye (NE)	TreVeyon Henderson (NE) RJ Harvey (DEN) Brian Robinson (WAS) Trey Benson (ARI) Roschon Johnson (CHI) Jarquez Hunter (LAR) Tahj Brooks (CIN) Antonio Gibson (NE)	Amon-Ra St. Brown (DET) George Pickens (DAL) Jaylen Waddle (MIA) Jordan Addison (MIN) Jauan Jennings (SF) Jakobi Meyers (LV) Christian Watson (GB) Jermaine Burton (CIN) Tank Dell (HOU)	Trey McBride (ARI) Elijah Arroyo (SEA)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R4, R4 (from Orphan AR CWill), R5, R6
The Diddlers #4 Rostered: 28 IR: 0	Jayden Daniels (WAS) Baker Mayfield (TB) Matthew Stafford (LAR) Tyler Shough (NO) Jalen Milroe (SEA)	Ashton Jeanty (LV) Chase Brown (CIN) Jaylen Warren (PIT) Javonte Williams (DAL) Jaylen Wright (MIA) Dylan Sampson (CLE) Keaton Mitchell (BAL) Devin Neal (NO) Audric Estime (DEN)	Malik Nabers (NYG) Ladd McConkey (LAC) Marvin Harrison (ARI) Courtland Sutton (DEN) Deebo Samuel (WAS) Rashod Bateman (BAL) Hollywood Brown (KC) Kyle Williams (NE) Jaylin Noel (HOU) Xavier Restrepo (TEN)	Theo Johnson (NYG) Terrance Ferguson (LAR) Ja'Tavion Sanders (CAR) Cole Kmet (CHI)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R3 (from I would rather kiss a Wookiee), R3 (from That Bitch????), R3, R3 (from Grand Lac 10), R4, R4 (from Stars and Scrubs), R5, R6, R7
Grand Lac 10 Rostered: 19 IR: 0	Lamar Jackson (BAL) Jordan Love (GB) Cameron Ward (TEN)	Jahmyr Gibbs (DET) De'Von Achane (MIA) Jordan Mason (MIN) Rachaad White (TB) Tyler Allgeier (ATL) Jaleel McLaughlin (DEN) Khalil Herbert (IND)	Ja'Marr Chase (CIN) Puka Nacua (LAR) Brian Thomas (JAC) Tyreek Hill (MIA) Davante Adams (LAR) Chris Olave (NO) Savion Williams (GB)	Brock Bowers (LV) Dalton Kincaid (BUF)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2 (from Stars and Scrubs), R4, R5 (from The Red Pill), R5, R6, R7
Wonder Bread Rostered: 22 IR: 0	Jalen Hurts (PHI) Joe Burrow (CIN) Michael Penix (ATL)	Derrick Henry (BAL) Alvin Kamara (NO) D'Andre Swift (CHI) J.K. Dobbins (DEN) Miles Sanders (DAL) Woody Marks (HOU) Jordan James (SF)	CeeDee Lamb (DAL) A.J. Brown (PHI) Jameson Williams (DET) Jerry Jeudy (CLE) Cooper Kupp (SEA) Michael Pittman (IND) Keenan Allen (FA)	David Njoku (CLE) Pat Freiermuth (PIT) Brenton Strange (JAC) Noah Gray (KC) Oronde Gadsden (LAC)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2, R3, R4, R5, R6, R7
Stars and Scrubs Rostered: 18 IR: 0	Justin Fields (NYJ) Jared Goff (DET) Quinn Ewers (MIA) Will Levis (TEN)	Christian McCaffrey (SF) Kyren Williams (LAR) James Cook (BUF) James Conner (ARI) Isaac Guerendo (SF)	Terry McLaurin (WAS) Mike Evans (TB) DK Metcalf (PIT) Zay Flowers (BAL) Joshua Palmer (BUF) Isaac TeSlaa (DET)	Travis Kelce (KC) Harold Fannin (CLE) Noah Fant (SEA)
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from That Bitch????), R5, R6, R7
Orphan AR CWill Rostered: 22 IR: 0	Caleb Williams (CHI) J.J. McCarthy (MIN) Anthony Richardson (IND) Daniel Jones (IND) Jameis Winston (NYG)	Omarion Hampton (LAC) Kaleb Johnson (PIT) Tyrone Tracy (NYG) Austin Ekeler (WAS) Ray Davis (BUF) Kyle Monangai (CHI)	Justin Jefferson (MIN) Tetairoa McMillan (CAR) Rome Odunze (CHI) Josh Downs (IND) Matthew Golden (GB) Luther Burden (CHI) Adonai Mitchell (IND) Tory Horton (SEA)	Tucker Kraft (GB) Colston Loveland (CHI) Isaiah Likely (BAL)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2 (from Team Sleep), R3, R5 (from That Bitch????), R5, R6, R7
The Kid 2 Rostered: 24 IR: 0	Kirk Cousins (ATL) Kenny Pickett (CLE) Sam Howell (MIN) Will Howard (PIT)	Saquon Barkley (PHI) Bucky Irving (TB) Quinshon Judkins (CLE) David Montgomery (DET) Isiah Pacheco (KC) Najee Harris (LAC)	Rashee Rice (KC) Xavier Worthy (KC) Jayden Reed (GB) Tre Harris (LAC) Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG) Quentin Johnston (LAC) Jalen McMillan (TB) Pat Bryant (DEN) DeMario Douglas (NE) Jalen Tolbert (DAL)	Evan Engram (DEN) Zach Ertz (WAS) Mike Gesicki (CIN) Taysom Hill (NO)
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from The Red Pill), R2 (from The Red Pill), R2, R5, R6 (from That Bitch????), R6, R7
Tahitian Treat Rostered: 19 IR: 0	Brock Purdy (SF) Trevor Lawrence (JAC) Bryce Young (CAR) Russell Wilson (NYG)	Bijan Robinson (ATL) Jonathan Taylor (IND) Chuba Hubbard (CAR) Rhamondre Stevenson (NE) Justice Hill (BAL)	Drake London (ATL) Garrett Wilson (NYJ) Jaxon Smith-Njigba (SEA) DJ Moore (CHI) Emeka Egbuka (TB) Brandon Aiyuk (SF) Diontae Johnson (CLE) Brandin Cooks (NO)	Sam LaPorta (DET) Kyle Pitts (ATL)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2, R3, R4, R5, R6, R7
Nix Nought Nothing OR250TFDY Rostered: 21 IR: 0	Bo Nix (DEN) Sam Darnold (SEA) Joe Flacco (CLE)	Kenneth Walker (SEA) Aaron Jones (MIN) Travis Etienne (JAC) Zach Charbonnet (SEA) Bhayshul Tuten (JAC) Tank Bigsby (JAC) Braelon Allen (NYJ)	Chris Godwin (TB) Calvin Ridley (TEN) Stefon Diggs (NE) Rashid Shaheed (NO) Marvin Mims (DEN) Jack Bech (LV)	T.J. Hockenson (MIN) Jonnu Smith (PIT) Mason Taylor (NYJ) Cade Otton (TB) Chig Okonkwo (TEN)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2, R3, R4 (from That Bitch????), R4, R5, R6, R7