League Rosters

Team	QB	RB	WR	TE
I would rather kiss a Wookiee Rostered: 20 IR: 2	Josh Allen (BUF) Justin Herbert (LAC) C.J. Stroud (HOU)	Alvin Kamara (NO) Tony Pollard (TEN) Nick Chubb (HOU) Najee Harris (LAC) IR Rico Dowdle (CAR) Chris Rodriguez (WAS) Blake Corum (LAR) Kenneth Gainwell (PIT) Jonathon Brooks (CAR) IR	Ricky Pearsall (SF) Khalil Shakir (BUF) Cedric Tillman (CLE) Jayden Higgins (HOU) Romeo Doubs (GB) Troy Franklin (DEN) Jalen Coker (CAR) Christian Watson (GB)	Mark Andrews (BAL) Jake Ferguson (DAL)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R1 (from Team Sleep), R2, R2 (from That Bitch????), R2 (from Grand Lac 10), R2 (from Orphan AR CWill), R3, R4, R4 (from The Red Pill), R4 (from Orphan AR CWill), R5, R6, R7, R7 (from The Red Pill), R7 (from Team Sleep), R7 (from The Kid 2), R7 (from Tahitian Treat)
The Red Pill Rostered: 20 IR: 3	Dak Prescott (DAL) Caleb Williams (CHI) Quinn Ewers (MIA) Joe Milton (DAL)	Josh Jacobs (GB) Breece Hall (NYJ) Cam Skattebo (NYG) IR Jaydon Blue (DAL) Isaiah Davis (NYJ)	Nico Collins (HOU) Mike Evans (TB) Tee Higgins (CIN) DeVonta Smith (PHI) Travis Hunter (JAC) IR Michael Wilson (ARI) Kayshon Boutte (NE) Ryan Flournoy (DAL) Konata Mumpfield (LAR)	George Kittle (SF) Zach Ertz (WAS) IR Terrance Ferguson (LAR) Michael Mayer (LV) Ben Sinnott (WAS)
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from The Kid 2), R6 (from The Kid 2)
That Bitch???? Rostered: 20 IR: 0	Tua Tagovailoa (MIA) Geno Smith (LV)	Kendre Miller (NO) Kareem Hunt (KC) Joe Mixon (HOU) Raheim Sanders (CLE) Devin Singletary (NYG) LeQuint Allen (JAC)	Keon Coleman (BUF) Christian Kirk (HOU) Adam Thielen (PIT) Elic Ayomanor (TEN) Darius Slayton (NYG) Dontayvion Wicks (GB) Devaughn Vele (NO) Isaiah Bond (CLE) Elijah Moore (DEN)	Tyler Warren (IND) Dallas Goedert (PHI) Dalton Schultz (HOU)
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from Stars and Scrubs), R3 (from Stars and Scrubs), R4 (from The Kid 2), R7
Team Sleep Rostered: 19 IR: 3	Patrick Mahomes (KC) IR Drake Maye (NE) Jaxson Dart (NYG)	TreVeyon Henderson (NE) RJ Harvey (DEN) Trey Benson (ARI) IR Brian Robinson (SF) Tyjae Spears (TEN) DJ Giddens (IND) MarShawn Lloyd (GB) IR	Amon-Ra St. Brown (DET) Jaylen Waddle (MIA) George Pickens (DAL) Jakobi Meyers (JAC) Deebo Samuel (WAS) Jordan Addison (MIN) Jauan Jennings (SF) Jaylin Noel (HOU) Tom Kennedy (DET)	Trey McBride (ARI) Chig Okonkwo (TEN) Gunnar Helm (TEN)
2026 Draft Picks: R3, R7 (from Nix Nought Nothing OR250TFDY)
The Diddlers #4 Rostered: 20 IR: 1	Jayden Daniels (WAS) Baker Mayfield (TB) Matthew Stafford (LAR) Marcus Mariota (WAS) Jalen Milroe (SEA)	Ashton Jeanty (LV) Chase Brown (CIN) Derrick Henry (BAL) Javonte Williams (DAL) Dylan Sampson (CLE) Kimani Vidal (LAC)	CeeDee Lamb (DAL) Ladd McConkey (LAC) Courtland Sutton (DEN) Marvin Harrison (ARI) Keenan Allen (LAC) Tory Horton (SEA) IR Parker Washington (JAC) Chimere Dike (TEN)	Juwan Johnson (NO) Theo Johnson (NYG)
2026 Draft Picks: R2 (from Wonder Bread), R3 (from Grand Lac 10), R4 (from Team Sleep), R4 (from Wonder Bread), R6, R7
Grand Lac 10 Rostered: 20 IR: 2	Lamar Jackson (BAL) Jordan Love (GB) Cam Ward (TEN) Tyler Shough (NO) Jacoby Brissett (ARI)	Jahmyr Gibbs (DET) De'Von Achane (MIA) Kyren Williams (LAR) Jordan Mason (MIN) Rachaad White (TB) Tyler Allgeier (ATL) Zonovan Knight (ARI) IR Michael Carter (ARI)	Ja'Marr Chase (CIN) Puka Nacua (LAR) Brian Thomas (JAC) Tyreek Hill (MIA) IR Chris Olave (NO) Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG)	Brock Bowers (LV) Dalton Kincaid (BUF) Hunter Henry (NE)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2 (from Stars and Scrubs), R4, R5 (from The Red Pill), R5, R6, R7
Wonder Bread Rostered: 20 IR: 3	Jalen Hurts (PHI) Joe Burrow (CIN) Michael Penix (ATL) IR Riley Leonard (IND)	D'Andre Swift (CHI) J.K. Dobbins (DEN) IR Ollie Gordon (MIA) Woody Marks (HOU) Brashard Smith (KC) Sean Tucker (TB) Jaleel McLaughlin (DEN)	Malik Nabers (NYG) IR A.J. Brown (PHI) Jameson Williams (DET) Jerry Jeudy (CLE) Cooper Kupp (SEA) Xavier Legette (CAR) Jack Bech (LV)	David Njoku (CLE) Brenton Strange (JAC) Cade Otton (TB) Harold Fannin (CLE) Oronde Gadsden (LAC)
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from That Bitch????), R1, R2 (from Tahitian Treat), R3 (from The Red Pill), R3 (from The Kid 2), R3 (from Tahitian Treat), R6, R7
Stars and Scrubs Rostered: 19 IR: 1	Jared Goff (DET) Justin Fields (NYJ) Aaron Rodgers (PIT) Joe Flacco (CIN) Tyrod Taylor (NYJ)	Christian McCaffrey (SF) James Cook (BUF) Jaylen Warren (PIT) Jeremy McNichols (WAS)	Davante Adams (LAR) DK Metcalf (PIT) Zay Flowers (BAL) Michael Pittman (IND) Joshua Palmer (BUF) Alec Pierce (IND) Isaac TeSlaa (DET) Tre Tucker (LV) Isaiah Hodgins (NYG)	Travis Kelce (KC) Tyler Higbee (LAR) IR
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from The Diddlers #4), R7
Orphan AR CWill Rostered: 20 IR: 3	Kyler Murray (ARI) IR J.J. McCarthy (MIN) Daniel Jones (IND) IR Anthony Richardson (IND)	Omarion Hampton (LAC) Tyrone Tracy (NYG) Jacory Croskey-Merritt (WAS) Kaleb Johnson (PIT) Ray Davis (BUF) Keaton Mitchell (BAL) Jaylen Wright (MIA) Jawhar Jordan (HOU)	Justin Jefferson (MIN) Tetairoa McMillan (CAR) Matthew Golden (GB) Rome Odunze (CHI) Josh Downs (IND) Rashod Bateman (BAL) Luther Burden (CHI) Adonai Mitchell (NYJ)	Tucker Kraft (GB) IR Colston Loveland (CHI) Isaiah Likely (BAL)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2 (from Team Sleep), R3 (from That Bitch????), R3, R5 (from That Bitch????), R5, R6 (from The Red Pill), R6, R7
The Kid 2 Rostered: 20 IR: 2	Jameis Winston (NYG) Kirk Cousins (ATL) Malik Willis (GB) Will Howard (PIT)	Saquon Barkley (PHI) Bucky Irving (TB) James Conner (ARI) IR David Montgomery (DET) Quinshon Judkins (CLE) Tank Bigsby (PHI) Devin Neal (NO) IR	Terry McLaurin (WAS) Xavier Worthy (KC) Rashee Rice (KC) Marvin Mims (DEN) Jayden Reed (GB) Pat Bryant (DEN) Tez Johnson (TB) Jalen McMillan (TB)	Evan Engram (DEN) Ja'Tavion Sanders (CAR) Noah Fant (CIN)
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from The Red Pill), R2 (from The Red Pill), R2 (from The Diddlers #4), R2, R2 (from Nix Nought Nothing OR250TFDY), R3 (from The Diddlers #4), R3 (from Wonder Bread), R3 (from Nix Nought Nothing OR250TFDY), R4 (from The Diddlers #4), R4 (from Stars and Scrubs), R5 (from Team Sleep), R5 (from The Diddlers #4), R5 (from Wonder Bread), R5 (from Stars and Scrubs), R5, R6 (from That Bitch????), R6 (from Team Sleep), R6 (from Stars and Scrubs)
Tahitian Treat Rostered: 20 IR: 3	Brock Purdy (SF) Trevor Lawrence (JAC) Bryce Young (CAR) Mac Jones (SF) Shedeur Sanders (CLE) Deshaun Watson (CLE) IR	Bijan Robinson (ATL) Jonathan Taylor (IND) Chuba Hubbard (CAR) Rhamondre Stevenson (NE)	Drake London (ATL) Jaxon Smith-Njigba (SEA) Garrett Wilson (NYJ) IR Emeka Egbuka (TB) DJ Moore (CHI) Marquise Brown (KC) Brandon Aiyuk (SF) Andrei Iosivas (CIN) Kyle Williams (NE) Tre' Harris (LAC)	Sam LaPorta (DET) IR Kyle Pitts (ATL) Colby Parkinson (LAR)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R4, R5, R6
Nix Nought Nothing OR250TFDY Rostered: 20 IR: 2	Bo Nix (DEN) Sam Darnold (SEA)	Kenneth Walker (SEA) Zach Charbonnet (SEA) Aaron Jones (MIN) Travis Etienne (JAC) Isiah Pacheco (KC) Braelon Allen (NYJ) IR Bhayshul Tuten (JAC) Kyle Monangai (CHI)	Calvin Ridley (TEN) IR Stefon Diggs (NE) Chris Godwin (TB) Rashid Shaheed (SEA) Quentin Johnston (LAC) Malik Washington (MIA)	T.J. Hockenson (MIN) Mason Taylor (NYJ) Mike Gesicki (CIN) Darren Waller (MIA) AJ Barner (SEA) Luke Musgrave (GB)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R4 (from That Bitch????), R4, R5, R6