League Rosters

Team	QB	RB	WR	TE
I would rather kiss a Wookiee Rostered: 20 IR: 2	Josh Allen (BUF) Justin Herbert (LAC) C.J. Stroud (HOU) Jaxson Dart (NYG)	Tony Pollard (TEN) Ollie Gordon (MIA) Nick Chubb (HOU) Jerome Ford (CLE) Tyjae Spears (TEN) IR Blake Corum (LAR) Kenneth Gainwell (PIT) Jonathon Brooks (CAR) IR	Ricky Pearsall (SF) Khalil Shakir (BUF) Jayden Higgins (HOU) Cedric Tillman (CLE) Xavier Legette (CAR) Romeo Doubs (GB) Jalen Royals (KC) Hunter Renfrow (CAR)	Mark Andrews (BAL) Jake Ferguson (DAL)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2, R2 (from That Bitch????), R2 (from The Diddlers #4), R2 (from Grand Lac 10), R2 (from Orphan AR CWill), R3 (from The Red Pill), R3 (from Team Sleep), R3 (from The Kid 2), R4, R4 (from The Red Pill), R4 (from Orphan AR CWill), R5, R6, R7, R7 (from The Red Pill), R7 (from Team Sleep), R7 (from The Kid 2), R7 (from Tahitian Treat)
The Red Pill Rostered: 20 IR: 3	Dak Prescott (DAL) Caleb Williams (CHI) Aaron Rodgers (PIT) Carson Wentz (MIN) Joe Milton (DAL)	Josh Jacobs (GB) Breece Hall (NYJ) Cam Skattebo (NYG) Jaydon Blue (DAL) Isaiah Davis (NYJ) Phil Mafah (DAL) IR	Nico Collins (HOU) Tee Higgins (CIN) DeVonta Smith (PHI) Travis Hunter (JAC) Darnell Mooney (ATL) Jalen Coker (CAR) IR Calvin Austin (PIT) Kayshon Boutte (NE) Tyquan Thornton (KC)	George Kittle (SF) IR Zach Ertz (WAS) Gunnar Helm (TEN)
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from The Kid 2), R6 (from The Kid 2)
That Bitch???? Rostered: 20 IR: 0	Tua Tagovailoa (MIA) Geno Smith (LV)	Joe Mixon (HOU) Kendre Miller (NO) Kareem Hunt (KC) Devin Singletary (NYG) LeQuint Allen (JAC) Raheim Sanders (CLE)	Keon Coleman (BUF) Christian Kirk (HOU) Adam Thielen (MIN) Elic Ayomanor (TEN) Darius Slayton (NYG) Dontayvion Wicks (GB) Isaiah Bond (CLE) Devaughn Vele (NO) Elijah Moore (BUF)	Tyler Warren (IND) Dallas Goedert (PHI) Dalton Schultz (HOU)
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from Stars and Scrubs), R3 (from Stars and Scrubs), R4 (from The Kid 2), R7
Team Sleep Rostered: 20 IR: 3	Patrick Mahomes (KC) Drake Maye (NE)	TreVeyon Henderson (NE) RJ Harvey (DEN) Trey Benson (ARI) Brian Robinson (SF) DJ Giddens (IND) Tahj Brooks (CIN) Jarquez Hunter (LAR) MarShawn Lloyd (GB) IR	Amon-Ra St. Brown (DET) George Pickens (DAL) Jaylen Waddle (MIA) Jakobi Meyers (LV) Jordan Addison (MIN) Jauan Jennings (SF) Jack Bech (LV) Christian Watson (GB) IR Tank Dell (HOU) IR	Trey McBride (ARI) Chig Okonkwo (TEN) Ja'Tavion Sanders (CAR) Elijah Arroyo (SEA)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R5, R6
The Diddlers #4 Rostered: 20 IR: 0	Jayden Daniels (WAS) Baker Mayfield (TB) Matthew Stafford (LAR) Jalen Milroe (SEA)	Ashton Jeanty (LV) Chase Brown (CIN) Jaylen Warren (PIT) Javonte Williams (DAL) Dylan Sampson (CLE) Keaton Mitchell (BAL)	Malik Nabers (NYG) Ladd McConkey (LAC) Marvin Harrison (ARI) Courtland Sutton (DEN) Rashod Bateman (BAL) Tory Horton (SEA) Jaylin Noel (HOU)	Theo Johnson (NYG) Juwan Johnson (NO) Terrance Ferguson (LAR)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2 (from Tahitian Treat), R3 (from Grand Lac 10), R3 (from Tahitian Treat), R4 (from Team Sleep), R5, R6, R7
Grand Lac 10 Rostered: 20 IR: 0	Lamar Jackson (BAL) Jordan Love (GB) Cam Ward (TEN) Tyrod Taylor (NYJ)	Jahmyr Gibbs (DET) De'Von Achane (MIA) Jordan Mason (MIN) Rachaad White (TB) Tyler Allgeier (ATL) Jaylen Wright (MIA)	Ja'Marr Chase (CIN) Brian Thomas (JAC) Puka Nacua (LAR) Tyreek Hill (MIA) Davante Adams (LAR) Chris Olave (NO) Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG)	Brock Bowers (LV) Dalton Kincaid (BUF) Hunter Henry (NE)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2 (from Stars and Scrubs), R4, R5 (from The Red Pill), R5, R6, R7
Wonder Bread Rostered: 20 IR: 1	Jalen Hurts (PHI) Joe Burrow (CIN) IR Michael Penix (ATL) Jake Browning (CIN)	Derrick Henry (BAL) Alvin Kamara (NO) D'Andre Swift (CHI) J.K. Dobbins (DEN) Woody Marks (HOU) Miles Sanders (DAL)	CeeDee Lamb (DAL) A.J. Brown (PHI) Jameson Williams (DET) Jerry Jeudy (CLE) Michael Pittman (IND) Cooper Kupp (SEA) Keenan Allen (LAC)	David Njoku (CLE) Brenton Strange (JAC) Pat Freiermuth (PIT) Oronde Gadsden (LAC)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2, R3, R4, R5, R6, R7
Stars and Scrubs Rostered: 17 IR: 1	Justin Fields (NYJ) Jared Goff (DET) Will Levis (TEN) IR Quinn Ewers (MIA)	Christian McCaffrey (SF) Kyren Williams (LAR) James Cook (BUF) James Conner (ARI) Isaac Guerendo (SF)	Mike Evans (TB) Terry McLaurin (WAS) DK Metcalf (PIT) Zay Flowers (BAL) Joshua Palmer (BUF) Isaac TeSlaa (DET)	Travis Kelce (KC) Harold Fannin (CLE) Noah Fant (CIN)
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from That Bitch????), R5, R6, R7
Orphan AR CWill Rostered: 20 IR: 0	Kyler Murray (ARI) J.J. McCarthy (MIN) Daniel Jones (IND) Anthony Richardson (IND)	Omarion Hampton (LAC) Tyrone Tracy (NYG) Kaleb Johnson (PIT) Jacory Croskey-Merritt (WAS) Tank Bigsby (PHI) Ray Davis (BUF)	Justin Jefferson (MIN) Tetairoa McMillan (CAR) Matthew Golden (GB) Rome Odunze (CHI) Josh Downs (IND) Luther Burden (CHI) Adonai Mitchell (IND)	Tucker Kraft (GB) Colston Loveland (CHI) Isaiah Likely (BAL)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2 (from Team Sleep), R3 (from That Bitch????), R3, R5 (from That Bitch????), R5, R6 (from The Red Pill), R6, R7
The Kid 2 Rostered: 20 IR: 3	Joe Flacco (CLE) Kirk Cousins (ATL) Jameis Winston (NYG) Will Howard (PIT) IR	Saquon Barkley (PHI) Bucky Irving (TB) David Montgomery (DET) Quinshon Judkins (CLE) Najee Harris (LAC) Brashard Smith (KC) Jordan James (SF)	Xavier Worthy (KC) Rashee Rice (KC) Deebo Samuel (WAS) Hollywood Brown (KC) Jayden Reed (GB) Quentin Johnston (LAC) Troy Franklin (DEN) Pat Bryant (DEN) Dyami Brown (JAC) Jalen McMillan (TB) IR	Evan Engram (DEN) Taysom Hill (NO) IR
2026 Draft Picks: R1 (from The Red Pill), R2 (from The Red Pill), R2, R3 (from I would rather kiss a Wookiee), R3 (from The Diddlers #4), R3 (from Nix Nought Nothing OR250TFDY), R4 (from The Diddlers #4), R4 (from Stars and Scrubs), R5, R6 (from That Bitch????)
Tahitian Treat Rostered: 20 IR: 1	Brock Purdy (SF) Trevor Lawrence (JAC) Bryce Young (CAR) Russell Wilson (NYG) Shedeur Sanders (CLE) Mac Jones (SF)	Bijan Robinson (ATL) Jonathan Taylor (IND) Chuba Hubbard (CAR) Rhamondre Stevenson (NE)	Drake London (ATL) Jaxon Smith-Njigba (SEA) Garrett Wilson (NYJ) Emeka Egbuka (TB) DJ Moore (CHI) Brandon Aiyuk (SF) IR Dont'e Thornton (LV) Kyle Williams (NE) Tre' Harris (LAC)	Sam LaPorta (DET) Kyle Pitts (ATL)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R4, R5, R6
Nix Nought Nothing OR250TFDY Rostered: 20 IR: 0	Bo Nix (DEN) Sam Darnold (SEA) Spencer Rattler (NO)	Kenneth Walker (SEA) Isiah Pacheco (KC) Aaron Jones (MIN) Zach Charbonnet (SEA) Travis Etienne (JAC) Braelon Allen (NYJ) Bhayshul Tuten (JAC) Kyle Monangai (CHI)	Calvin Ridley (TEN) Stefon Diggs (NE) Chris Godwin (TB) Rashid Shaheed (NO) Marvin Mims (DEN)	T.J. Hockenson (MIN) Mason Taylor (NYJ) Jonnu Smith (PIT) Cade Otton (TB)
2026 Draft Picks: R1, R2, R4 (from That Bitch????), R4, R5, R6, R7